Feliz Cumple, amiguita!!!
r.i: Whore.
Me: Eh
r.i: You have to do what I say, it’s my birthday.
Me: No I don’t.
Me: You aren’t born yet, thus you don’t exist; thus I don’t have to be nice to you.
r.i: You said in your blog you would be nice to me. I KNEW you couldn’t do it.
Me: CRAP. I forgot. Maybe I will try again next year.
(source: the big, the bad and the ugly)
